i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
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