So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
Randomize
