these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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