You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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