So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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