I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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