The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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