My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
dude i'm inner monologue high
I smell stomach acid.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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