I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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