Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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