Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
i barfeds in our rink
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Randomize
