you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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