i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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