He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Randomize
