Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
She's the barista slut.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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