Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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