So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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