I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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