My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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