arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
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