Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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