whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
I know her cup size but not her name....
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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