Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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