I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
i drank out of a bidet.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
Randomize
