Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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