She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
I don't think brook has ever known best
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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