Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Only a mothe r could love this liver
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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