I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
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