My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
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