I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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