Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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