Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
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