I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
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