Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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