Dual....:-)
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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