At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
We smell like vodka and hangover
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