I'm jealous of your bromance
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
that is very illegal...i love you.
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