that's an acceptable place to lick
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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