How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
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