he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
Randomize
