Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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