Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
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