i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
ttyl tear gas
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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