I CAN MOONWALK!
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Randomize
