so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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