I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
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