he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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