Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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