maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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