shes about as inviting as chlamydia
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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