Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
grandma shit on top of the toilet
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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